Q: So Kellie, how are you doing today?
A: Fuck you, get on with it, I'm meeting my girlfriend at the club tonight and I have to get to the gym.

Q: Your lesbian girlfriend?
A: Yeah, I like pussy, so what? You have a problem with it?

Q: No, no, quite the opposite. So what are you going to tell us today?
A: I guess I'm supposed to tell you about the time I beat the shit out of this girl and stripped her naked.

Q: Sounds good to us. What's the story behind it?
A: Well, me and my ex (a hot little slut named Monica who now hangs out with Melissa over at her blog called CatfightWildcats.Com) and I were in this club out in Palm Springs. We were dancing and fucking around, kissing and I was groping her ass and nice pointy tits, when I saw this other bitch looking at us. She was Hispanic and had a ton of tattoos all over her neck and arms - real street looking, you know?

Q: You didn't beat her up because she was looking at you guys, did you?
A: No, and don't interrupt me, motherfucker!

Q: Sorry. Please continue.
A: Anyway, she was checking out Monica's ass and giving me these looks like she was going to throw down and shit. So I stopped and walked over to her and said "You got a problem, bitch?" She started to say something but I didn't even give her a chance, I just slammed my fist into her big pouty lips and she went down. I started kicking her and calling her a "Spic Whore"....and since she was wearing this ugly tube top, I yanked it up over her head and let her big fat Mexican titties flop out so everyone could see them. She had those huge brown wide nipples those bitches got, you know? Some of her friends came over but they were too shocked to say shit.

Q: What about the bouncers?
A: They didn't give a shit, they like to see women fighting. You don't take a job as a bouncer in a dyke bar if you're into shy little club sluts, now do you?

Q: Guess not. So then what happened?
A: I saw she had on those low hip-hugger jeans with her black thong pulled way up so I decided to strip her naked and turn her out right there in the club. I grabbed her waistband and just fucking yanked those fuckers right down to her knees and then completely off. She screamed and tried to turn over so no one could see her big nasty hairy pussy, but I jumped on her, grabbed her by the hair and pulled her head back and spit in her face! I wanted to make her lick my asshole, but since I had jeans on, I just reached down and started finger-fucking her stink hole good and hard too.

Q: Jesus, a little rough weren't you? I mean the poor girl was only looking at you!
A: Listen, Jackass, on the street nobody gets away with that shit. When I'm down with my bitch, you look at her ass and I'm going to be kicking yours, got it?

Q: Yes. Sorry. Please go on.
A: Anyway, I was trying to give the little slut a three-finger fuck right there on the edge of the dance floor, but she was screaming and wriggling too much for me to get my hand in any farther. I grabbed her by the hair and dragged her out on the dance floor where everyone could see her. I looked at her friends and said "See what happens when you eyeball my bitch?". They didn't say shit, so I gave little miss fuckhead a kick in the belly and stormed off with Monica. We went back to the hotel and got it on all night. She was so turned on by watching me kick and strip that girl she licked me for hours!

Q: A little bloodshed to get the juices flowing, eh?
A: Yeah, LOL, right!

Q: Whoa, that was pretty hot, Kellie, thanks for sharing with us. Anything you'd like to add to this?
A: Not really, just give me a copy of this for my website and let the ladies out there know they don't be disrepecting my girl or this might happen to you!